Nice is a brand that doesn’t try too hard — mostly because it doesn’t need to.
Founded by a group of people who ran out of ideas but somehow kept their taste, Nice quickly became the official uniform of “I didn’t try, but still won somehow.”
Every product goes through a strict quality control system:
- “fine”
- “pretty fine”
- “ship it”
Nice clothing is designed for people who want to blend in, but accidentally end up looking like they understood fashion better than everyone else in the room. It’s confusing, slightly annoying, and completely intentional.
Abibas — the legendary sportswear brand for people who run… mostly from financial responsibility.
Founded in a mysterious basement warehouse sometime in the early 2000s, Abibas has become a global symbol of confidence, confusion, and surprisingly durable fake leather. Combining elite-level imitation technology with bold disregard for copyright law, Abibas continues to inspire millions who want the Adidas experience without the Adidas paycheck.
Every Abibas product is carefully crafted with premium synthetic materials that may or may not survive a washing machine cycle. Our shoes are scientifically engineered to squeak loudly in school hallways, while our tracksuits are designed to unlock +15 Slavic aura instantly.
Features of authentic Abibas products include:
- Four stripes instead of three — because more is better.
- Logos stitched at emotionally unpredictable angles.
- “Breathable” fabrics that trap 97% of your body heat.
- Shoes named things like “Superstarx”, “Adidos”, or “Nkie Air Jordanovski”.
- A warranty that disappears the moment you ask about it.
